Dumbass

We recap the FA Cup, butcher poor Marcos Alonso more than the Arsenal midfield, marvel at the BFG, and give it up for Cahill.

Less Visit, More Hunting

Sure, we talk Europa League, Chelsea, Spurs, and Wenger, but all you need to know is Joey Barton and Joe Kinnear.

Cheap Consolation or Icing on the Cake

What if Arsenal just drew Chelsea? What if Pep secretly wants out? And...uh oh...what if United lose to Ajax?

Football Solved

We solve football. Finally.

Fill in the Blank

Time to play a game...let's play "Fill in the Blank." As in, my track didn't record, so use this as a sonic green screen and fill in the blanks. Best entry wins nothing. 

Daniel Craig is Fat

Hey, it's a Mourinho rant! Chelsea's blip, Spurs' hits, and hardly any Arsenal because we just can't anymore

Let's All Stamp on Arsenal

Sorry, Arsenal, we're not done yet. Plus some Spurs, Chelsea, Man U and Chicago Fire?

The Elephant in the Room

It's NYCFC's turn as Nick Chavez joins us to discuss the elephant in the room, learning to defend, and the glorious glory of a glorified Villa. But we forgot the Pro/Rel, Nick.

Twinkies, Cockroaches, and Arsene Wenger

The return of MLS as we plumb the depths of the evil that is Red Bull. Then yellows and reds and LCFC blue. And we ain't getting rid of Wenger anytime soon.

Stop! Stop! He's Already Dead

It's all over, Arsene, whether you want to admit it or not.

Making Plans

Hey, LCFC, you wanna...you know...get back with...you know? No? Great. All that image googling for nothing.

A Valentine's Podcast of Love and Hate

Emo for Mourinho, LCFC DOA, Arsene fills Twickenham.

Little Horse Big Horse

It's just a lot of rambling about Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool, and enough Man United tokeep your interest piqued. 

Shrek Something, Fat Something, Respect Something

A bite of delicious Kante cake, Theo's next career, and the Alternate Facts of Pushing. 

To Conte With Love

It's the first podcast of the season. We bring love to our man Antonio, respect to ourman Mauricio, and something better left unsaid to our man Joe Kinnear.