Monday, December 31, 2012

The Buzz over 2013

Look, there's lots of buzzing. I'm sorry. But it's worth a listen, I promise.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Fear Our Superior Mediocity!

It's Christmas. Arsenal are the best of the worst. Chelsea are the worst of the best. RvP survived the attack. And we soldier on.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Nice Guy Eddie

The return of Eddie, and we make the most of it by discussing the absurdity of City, the semi-return of Arsenal, the continuation of Spurs and why Gareth bale is okay by me.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Who Will Rise to the Occasion

Wherein we discuss the force of Man United, the half-arousal of Villa, the wilting of Arsenal and the unwillingness to do it because they;re so sleepy of Chelsea.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Pleased to Michu

Just like the idiotic song by the Rolling Stones, (did we really need you to tell us that the song was about the devil and your name was Lucifer?) this week we're obvious, banal and way past our sell-by date. Doesn't stop us from going on about Thierry Henry's questionable return to Arsenal, Chelsea's latest woes, and the end of the MLS season.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Blame it on the rain...uh, the Roman

Can't blame it on the rain because we never talked about that. We do however talk about big money and it's impact on old racists, a farewell to RDM, and a big how-do-you-do-you-@**hole to Rafa.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Barry for City

Whether it's the Guardian, or the Beeb, even Grover Nordquist agrees that Mancini is a poopy head. If only that unbeaten record weren't in the way. Things look up for Arsenal, down for Spurs, sideways for Chelsea, and upside-down for Norwich and Man U. Barry, Fernando, and Zac help us sort it all out.

Friday, November 16, 2012

GlenGary, GlenRoxburgh

Coffee is for closers and trophies are for winners, Red Bulls. Tim gives us a preview of his posthumous autobiography, Zac goes against conventional wisdom and we all figure out why Steve Nichol is better than Gary McAllister. Probably.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Three and Out

After the top 3, everyone else sucks. Kind of. After a mass Man U love in, we look at the prospects for everyone else, and the lower you go, the worse it gets.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

We shade everyone.

I'm not apologizing, I'm just kind of owning it, you know? Are you eligible to vote? Good...did you? You better have, otherwise we're sending Andre Santos down to your house to be your best buddy.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

CoCup indeed

Barry, Fernando and I discuss the glory of the Capital One Cup and then we get down and dirty with all that's dirty in the EPL. Listen up for our recovery podcast.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Let it Snow, Let it Snow...Holy Cr*p!

Could this be our final podcast before Snowmageddon descends on us all, turning us into Snowy hurricaney zombies? Well, we go out on a high, with slanders left and right and a great idea from me. Oh, and just how bereft of ideas is MLS? Not enough to stop them from doing even more stupid stuff.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The Story Must Be Told

Recap of last weekend's action plus Leeds' fans and more venom aimed straight at the Serbian FA.

Friday, October 19, 2012

Enter the Hexagonal...of DOOM!

It's a two-fer of greatness as we discuss the USMNT, the greatness of Clint Dempsey,when it's okay to boo, and who can rant longest and loudest about racism.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Oh to be in Belgium

On this week's EPL podcast, we get in a quick joke at Zac's expense (sorry Zac), we discuss the internationals and what can be done to fix Ireland (short answer--nothing, and we don't want to hear about a 4-1 to Faroe Islands. Please bitch!), and we have a buttload of fun at the expense of Liverpool's communications director/editor in chief/actually kind of a poor writer at SI.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

The Super Duper Pooper Eagles?

On this Red Bulls/MLS podcast, we discuss the roster of Klinsmann, the lame duckness of Backe, the nickname for the USMNT and, most important, the rightness of me.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Ashley's Monica Lewinsky

The podcasters discuss ad nauseum the John Terry situation and decide that we're bored with it. We move on to diving, Suarez, AVB...I'm not selling this, am I? Trust me, it's good.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Is that Pep Guardiola? Probably not.

We find out why Tim is a jinx, Zak tries to make my head explode, and I prove to be entirely too predictable. We say nice things about a guy going out, and I say completely baseless things about the new guy coming in. Also, the MLS is run by morons.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

The Soul Baby of Evil

The Yanks are in as Zak, special guest Brian and I discuss how Man U are circling the drain even though they're not, how Arsenal are doing fine even if they're not, how Liverpool are back and fine except Luis Suarez is about to be headhunted and not in the good way, and is this the end of the Wassink Curse?

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Oy, the Red Bulls!

A special extra episode to regale and delight you with stories of the Red Bulls and MLS and sucky things and Yom Kippur. Yes, Yom Kippur.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Make the screaming stop!

I show you all what quality parenting means, while Mark, Barry, Fernando and Zak show you all that I'm not really required for things to move forward. It's a good one...please to enjoy.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012


Just in time for the SKC match, we discuss the greatness that is Thierry Henry. We also take a rollick through the BPL and figure out why there are no more crisis clubs anymore. And of course, we discuss the Hillsborough report with our special guest from the NYC Kopites. Special as in "new", not special as in "one time only".

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Factory Floor-We Fix Sockerball!!!

The special "We Fix Sockerball" episode wherein we figure out every problem with sockerball and then we friggin' fix it like it's a cat that's had 42 litters.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

This week's podcast

On this week's podcast, we talk to Tim about the Red Bulls dalliance with incompetence that still has them doing really friggin' well, and Barry and I take a long time getting around to discussing Arsenal. But oh boy, when we do....