Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Alan Thicke Has Nothing To Do With Footie

It's been said many times already, but 2016 can go blank itself. We say goodbye to Alan Thicke (Idon't know why), hello again to Chelsea, and "you stink" to either Pep or Jose, we're not sure yet. 

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Just a Midfield

How do Liverpool do it? When will Vardy start doing it? And Spurs do it again. And we'll give you all the respect you can handle, Jose. 

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Go To Rehab

Two LCFCs, Self-aware Diego Costa, Medicated Theo, and a brief hello to Nigel Pearson.

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Are You Bored?

Rooney shops for an MLS club, obligatory Bob Bradley chat, and at least we're not in Detroit.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Get Off Pogba

Leave him alone, can't you tell he's pooped? Plus what's wrong with Jose, right with Conté, and meh about Spurs.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Who's The Bad Guy?

Sanchez hearts Ozil, Come Home Yedlin, and the Human Rights-Violating Glazers?

Friday, August 19, 2016

Says Who? Says Fernando!

250 million quid on Villa players and Charlie Adam. A guy named County. And oh yeah…Joe Kinnear.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Dumpster Fires and New Gods

It's time for the new EPL season, and we return with a slew of predictions and less technical difficulties than usual...which ain't saying much. 

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Thursday, May 12, 2016

The Magical Mystery Podcast

Ooooh, what did we talk about? No one knows. At least you and I don't know. Let's find out if it's the inevitable rise of Spurs, Liverpool and Chelsea, and the sadness of Arsenal, Newcastle, and the Manchesters. AndTeflon Sam. Always Teflon Sam. 

Wednesday, May 4, 2016


Here's to the Champions. Here's to the petulant ones. Here's to the Sex Masochists. 

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Your Money Is Safe

Talking too much Arsenal, just enough Spurs and Leicester, and more than we thought possible about Chelsea. And welcome to the world, Corina Grace. 

Wednesday, April 20, 2016


Today, Jeff Schlupp is a man. We're so continental. And why would Arsenal supporters have any idea what the rules are for Winners' Medals.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

The Dutch Coming and Going

Diego Costa stars in this week's podcast in the role of Johnny Foreigner, Rafa returns to the warm bosom of England, and we psychoanalyze the Dutch. 

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Fear and Loathing at White Hart Lane

Leicester anointment, Spurs appointment, Manchester United disappointment. And Chelsea do notdive, Sir!

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Hashtag Barry

It's All-Arsenal, All-Misery, as we discover that Barry has been having a twitter spat with Theo, discuss the glorious half-scarf, and who's the naive one? And you're looking for @N5Artillery 

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Q and A

It started off weird and then went all Arsenal from there. Don't worry, we found time to pick on everyone from Antonio Conte to Manchester City to horny Louis Van Gaal.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Old Guys Not Named Toure

Bad movies, great Spurs, goalkeeping's Simon Meh-nolet, and a bunch of old guys getting older.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

The Top 4 Cement Sets

The Top 4 is starting to look pretty solid. No real complaints about Costa--for once. And sorry ManU...there's no spot just for showing up. Just ask Liverpool.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Worst. Ride. Ever.

Footballers' brains, Hazard's heart, Vardy's groin. Yep. That about covers it.