Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Beer Here

It's a Leicester love-in as we remember those who have gone before, those who won't be going just yet, and get some beer.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

General Buford T. Otamendi

Chelsea provide a business lesson Malcolm Gladwell would be proud of, Poor Juan Mata, and the EPL's first hipster Civil war general.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Louis Van Halen

Jose vs...well, everyone. Ice Skating in Antarctica with Joe Kinnear. Is Louis a) Sammy Hagar or b) Gary whateverhisnamewas?

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Overhyped and Underperforming

That pretty much describes the entire EPL this season other than Leicester. But here comes Newcastle. And there goes Diego Costa? We'll see.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Buh Bye Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney's Leaving? Chelsea's back? I told you so. And Fernando was on, so of course, Joe Kinnear is a hippie.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Not Ready to Say Goodbye

Are RBNY ready to step up on Sunday? Is BWP ready to take flight to Bournemouth? Is Jason ready to leave Staten Island?

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Friday, November 20, 2015

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

American Girl

Villa prove that a draw can be a win, Chelsea prove that a loss can be a step forward, and Robbie Savage something something diarrhea. And even though he looks like Tom Petty, it's not that American Girl. 

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Don't Die at RFK

We wrap up a triumvirate of podcasts with a story of love: love between a team and its fans, love between an executive and his trapper keeper, and love between a supporter and his continued survival. 

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Pitching Coach

Barry teaches us about pitching, who's revolting, and the official UEFA ditty.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Throwing Fits and Flames

While Jose throws fits and Sepp throws flame, Spurs just go about their business.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

I Am A Rock

We go in search of Jose's lost mind, some of that sweet sweet Fergie Time, and a moderately talented rock.

Monday, October 19, 2015


It's mostly Blue as we say goodbye to the playoffs, hello to some brilliant MLS goals, and what are the chances for a Supporters Shield, RBNY?

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Try the Veal, Brendan

We thought the interlull would give us a break, but they keep pulling us back. FIFA, Brendan, Moo, Arsenal v United, Sunderland, and more.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Tick Tock, Jurgen

Is the sun setting on Jurgen? Who will think of the season ticket holders? And, why RFK? Why?

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Questions Questions

Spoiler alert: So Cesc is the bad guy? And Pep? Seriously? and Great Question (pat myself on theback). 

Thursday, September 24, 2015

A Pleasant Surprise

It's mostly Red Bull this week as we contemplate the pleasant surprise that is the clinching of the playoff spot, worry about Miazga being seduced by some low-rent English side, and still find time to marvel at Pirlo (and pick on Lampard).

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Best Podcast Ever

If not the best podcast ever, certainly the most fun. Red Cards and Debutantes and Lady Doctors. And not a Joe Kinnear in site.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Kreis' Crisis? And Who Needs Notes?

Is there a Kreis crisis? Not sure, but things are certainly looking up for NYCFC just as much as they're looking down. Oh, and I can't read a schedule. 

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

This Week in Oral History

What does Bill Clinton have to teach us about Louis Van Gaal, DeAndre Yedlin features heavily for no good reason, and Sunderland are here to keep you warm and healthy.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Good Guest, Crap Sound Quality

We talk to Nick Chávez about NYCFC, tasing, and Nick Chávez. Remember, you can find Nick at@NickChavezMLS on twitter. (Sorry about the sound quality, but at least it's only my track that sucks.) 

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

$ 11.07 An Hour

That's the average hourly wage for a Securitas officer in NYC. And we expect them to beprofessional? We're more surprised they don't bleed to death from picking their noses. That and more rants on this week's MLS podcast!

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Papa Spurs

Should we watch it? Nah. Should we bet on Sunderland? Hell nah. Should we say goodbye on behalf of West Brom, Stoke and Everton? We hope nah. Should we Spurs the Spurs as the Spursiest Spurser of Spurs? Yup.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Mario's Boots

Pardew's Resting McCain Face, Liverpool abusing, Barry makes a G&T, and sorry Mario, but that's just gross.

Friday, August 14, 2015

The Plural is "Penes'

NYCFC vs RBNY, then DC United. A long week for some, an injury for others. Whoulda thunk it?

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Let's Make Predictions!

It's the start of the new EPL season and things are same as they ever were here at the Factory Floor podcast except for the new panelist and for some reason, more cursing.

Friday, August 7, 2015

Check Check

We're back just in time for the not-Hudson River Derby. And we check off all the usual subjects, including rants, CityBeats bashing, and the financial shenanigans of RBNY.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Up in Smoke

Another visit to the MLS-hates-their-supporters Club. Plus, we hate on Orlando, non-listeners, Raheem Sterling, and Lookin' For A Party with Don Garber.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Let's Have a Parade!

Tim, Zac, and Michael stop by to discuss parade etiquette, who's really important at NYCFC, and why we hate Philly. Some things never get old.

Friday, June 26, 2015

The More You Pirlo

"WTF do you know?" Well, I know that Los Templados is better than CityBeats, that RBNY need to prove they're equal to Cosmos, and Meat Town is less than Meat Farms. Also, no matter what math you're using, Mike Grella is not equal to Andrea Pirlo. Or is...nah. No. Right?

Friday, June 19, 2015

Who You Callin a Bubba?

Blue and Red again as we say nice things about NYCFC's loss to Cosmos in the USOC, bad things about USWNT, and the truth about the suck that is Orlando. 

Thursday, June 4, 2015

You Say FIFA, We Say RICO

It's another Blue meets Red podcast as we mark the maybe rise of NYCFC and the definite decline of RBNY. And there's FIFA prognostication. And the picture is Rico Suave. 'Cause of RICO. And Sepp is suave. Whatever. 

Thursday, May 28, 2015

The End of the Season — and FIFA?

We wrap up the 2014-2015 season with our own special twist on year-end lists. And lots of FIFA-bashing Brooklyn-lovin'.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

The Idea of Phil Jones

Man U, Chelsea, Villa and Arsenal in the podcast as we decide whether we like Phil Jones, what to call tim Sherwood, and know exactly what we need to know about Cesc. 

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Press the Triangle: NYCFC and RBNY Together Again

It's a gathering of the supporters as we bring NYCFC and Red Bulls together on the podcast to not talk about stupid stuff and instead make bad puns on Jesse Marsch's name. So yeah...that rivalry's going great. 

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Our Uber brother in Chelsea

He's our successful brother, than there's our stoner brother, than there's our past-glory brother. We should have been nicer to Uber brother. 

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Friday, April 24, 2015

Tummy Rubs and White Shirts

RBNY is happy to give San Jose a 2-0 tummy rub, NYCFC is happy to act like grown-ass men, and there's a stench in the Concacaf CL. But please, that's no excuse to bring up the Patriots.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Surf 'n' Turf

Sorry, did you say you were from Kentucky or Yorkshire, everyone agrees or the banter stops and I turn this podcast around, and here come the feels for poor exploding John Terry.

Thursday, April 16, 2015


We miss Zac, but not that much. We make up words, but not that many. And we look for dbags, and they're friggin' everywhere. Shoobeeloobalah, my friends.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Past their Sell-By Date

On behalf of RvP, Joey Barton and (we hope) Daniel Levy, goodbye and thanks for the fish.

Thursday, April 9, 2015

We All Hate Philly

The MLS podcast is back, and so us. A little Red Bulls, a lot of NYCFC, and even a scoosh of Cosmos. And let's all hate on Philly, shall we?

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

3 New Envelopes

Just how miserable can things get for City and Liverpool? Not nearly as miserable as for us having to listen to former players spout on about the good old days. 

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Spurs Lose Their Top Gear

We return to the interwebs the same day Jeremey Clarkson leaves Top Gear...coincidence? Well, actually, yeah, it is. But at least we didn't make a Gerrard joke.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Hey you doin?

The host of Blue City Radio joins us to discuss the latest moment we've all been waiting for and some of the future moments we'll be waiting for. 

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

His Main Ability is Avail-ability

All joking aside, there's all sorts of joking as we welcome the NY Eagles to the pod and discuss Tim Sherwood only ability: availability.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Better Call Fernando

It's the Harry Kane Appreciation Society, Real and Spurs aren't on good terms anymore (whoulda thunk?) and Chelsea are the blue collarist even when they're not wearing their home kit. 

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Magic Tricks of the FA Cup

There sure was a lot of magic in the FA Cup this weekend. Not much of it was particularly good, though.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

"Humble," You Say?

We relive the fun of the RBNY Town Hall. With Zac. And Tim. And only one person got accused of being a murderer. So yeah, it's a good one. 

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Best Intro Ever

Yeah, Steve Bruce is still a sex god, and yeah, we love Seeing Red for talking to Petke, but kids...let me tell you: we nailed the intro this week. And here's a picture of Kitten Steve Bruce. 

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Taking Turns

We were gonna talk Lampard. Yeah, well, like the old saying goes, Man Plans, God Laughs. And he's laughing good. 

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Happy Zac Day!

For most of us this festive period has been ultimately kind of meh. But for Zac and his Spurs comrades, it's been positively giggly. So let's get down tonight and all year.