Alan Thicke Has Nothing To Do With Footie

It's been said many times already, but 2016 can go blank itself. We say goodbye to Alan Thicke (Idon't know why), hello again to Chelsea, and "you stink" to either Pep or Jose, we're not sure yet. 

Sicknotes and Jose

Actually, no idea what's on here. Let's listen together.

Just a Midfield

How do Liverpool do it? When will Vardy start doing it? And Spurs do it again. And we'll give you all the respect you can handle, Jose. 

An Election Break

Sure. Why don't we talk about football?

The Magic Man

Antonio's Magic, Jose's Bad, and Claudio Just Is.

Go To Rehab

Two LCFCs, Self-aware Diego Costa, Medicated Theo, and a brief hello to Nigel Pearson.

Are You Bored?

Rooney shops for an MLS club, obligatory Bob Bradley chat, and at least we're not in Detroit.

Readin' and Writin' with Mr. Vardy

Bring your vodka and your skittles.

Get Off Pogba

Leave him alone, can't you tell he's pooped? Plus what's wrong with Jose, right with Conté, and meh about Spurs.

Self-Aware Diego and a Special Sundae

Dutch/Not Dutch, Schadenfreude Sundae and what a Self-Aware Diego Costa looks like.

Ibra's House

Ibra's House, Hazard's Ass, Dutch Planes. 

Who's The Bad Guy?

Sanchez hearts Ozil, Come Home Yedlin, and the Human Rights-Violating Glazers?

Says Who? Says Fernando!

250 million quid on Villa players and Charlie Adam. A guy named County. And oh yeah…Joe Kinnear.

Dumpster Fires and New Gods

It's time for the new EPL season, and we return with a slew of predictions and less technical difficulties than usual...which ain't saying much. 

This Is The End

This is it for 2015-2016. Yay, 2015-2016! Noe eff off, 2015-2016.

The Magical Mystery Podcast

Ooooh, what did we talk about? No one knows. At least you and I don't know. Let's find out if it's the inevitable rise of Spurs, Liverpool and Chelsea, and the sadness of Arsenal, Newcastle, and the Manchesters. AndTeflon Sam. Always Teflon Sam. 

Praise

Here's to the Champions. Here's to the petulant ones. Here's to the Sex Masochists. 

Your Money Is Safe

Talking too much Arsenal, just enough Spurs and Leicester, and more than we thought possible about Chelsea. And welcome to the world, Corina Grace. 

Mindwashing

Today, Jeff Schlupp is a man. We're so continental. And why would Arsenal supporters have any idea what the rules are for Winners' Medals.

The Dutch Coming and Going

Diego Costa stars in this week's podcast in the role of Johnny Foreigner, Rafa returns to the warm bosom of England, and we psychoanalyze the Dutch. 

Fear and Loathing at White Hart Lane

Leicester anointment, Spurs appointment, Manchester United disappointment. And Chelsea do notdive, Sir!

Hashtag Barry

It's All-Arsenal, All-Misery, as we discover that Barry has been having a twitter spat with Theo, discuss the glorious half-scarf, and who's the naive one? And you're looking for @N5Artillery 

Q and A

It started off weird and then went all Arsenal from there. Don't worry, we found time to pick on everyone from Antonio Conte to Manchester City to horny Louis Van Gaal.

Old Guys Not Named Toure

Bad movies, great Spurs, goalkeeping's Simon Meh-nolet, and a bunch of old guys getting older.

The Top 4 Cement Sets

The Top 4 is starting to look pretty solid. No real complaints about Costa--for once. And sorry ManU...there's no spot just for showing up. Just ask Liverpool.

Worst. Ride. Ever.

Footballers' brains, Hazard's heart, Vardy's groin. Yep. That about covers it.