Beer Here

It's a Leicester love-in as we remember those who have gone before, those who won't be going just yet, and get some beer.

General Buford T. Otamendi

Chelsea provide a business lesson Malcolm Gladwell would be proud of, Poor Juan Mata, and the EPL's first hipster Civil war general.

Louis Van Halen

Jose vs...well, everyone. Ice Skating in Antarctica with Joe Kinnear. Is Louis a) Sammy Hagar or b) Gary whateverhisnamewas?

Overhyped and Underperforming

That pretty much describes the entire EPL this season other than Leicester. But here comes Newcastle. And there goes Diego Costa? We'll see.

Buh Bye Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney's Leaving? Chelsea's back? I told you so. And Fernando was on, so of course, Joe Kinnear is a hippie.