Beer Here

It's a Leicester love-in as we remember those who have gone before, those who won't be going just yet, and get some beer.

General Buford T. Otamendi

Chelsea provide a business lesson Malcolm Gladwell would be proud of, Poor Juan Mata, and the EPL's first hipster Civil war general.

Louis Van Halen

Jose vs...well, everyone. Ice Skating in Antarctica with Joe Kinnear. Is Louis a) Sammy Hagar or b) Gary whateverhisnamewas?

Overhyped and Underperforming

That pretty much describes the entire EPL this season other than Leicester. But here comes Newcastle. And there goes Diego Costa? We'll see.

Buh Bye Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney's Leaving? Chelsea's back? I told you so. And Fernando was on, so of course, Joe Kinnear is a hippie.

Not Ready to Say Goodbye

Are RBNY ready to step up on Sunday? Is BWP ready to take flight to Bournemouth? Is Jason ready to leave Staten Island?

The Football Hippie

Klopp Love, Spurs Machine, and a Bathroom Sink. 

3-in-1

Cosmos, Red Bulls, and Vieira. That should do it.

American Girl

Villa prove that a draw can be a win, Chelsea prove that a loss can be a step forward, and Robbie Savage something something diarrhea. And even though he looks like Tom Petty, it's not that American Girl. 

Don't Die at RFK

We wrap up a triumvirate of podcasts with a story of love: love between a team and its fans, love between an executive and his trapper keeper, and love between a supporter and his continued survival. 

Until Next Year

We recap the inaugural season at NYCFC and say goodbye to Jason Kreis.

Pitching Coach

Barry teaches us about pitching, who's revolting, and the official UEFA ditty.

Throwing Fits and Flames

While Jose throws fits and Sepp throws flame, Spurs just go about their business.

I Am A Rock

We go in search of Jose's lost mind, some of that sweet sweet Fergie Time, and a moderately talented rock.

Evolution

It's mostly Blue as we say goodbye to the playoffs, hello to some brilliant MLS goals, and what are the chances for a Supporters Shield, RBNY?

Try the Veal, Brendan

We thought the interlull would give us a break, but they keep pulling us back. FIFA, Brendan, Moo, Arsenal v United, Sunderland, and more.

Tick Tock, Jurgen

Is the sun setting on Jurgen? Who will think of the season ticket holders? And, why RFK? Why?

Questions Questions

Spoiler alert: So Cesc is the bad guy? And Pep? Seriously? and Great Question (pat myself on theback). 

A Pleasant Surprise

It's mostly Red Bull this week as we contemplate the pleasant surprise that is the clinching of the playoff spot, worry about Miazga being seduced by some low-rent English side, and still find time to marvel at Pirlo (and pick on Lampard).

Best Podcast Ever

If not the best podcast ever, certainly the most fun. Red Cards and Debutantes and Lady Doctors. And not a Joe Kinnear in site.

Kreis' Crisis? And Who Needs Notes?

Is there a Kreis crisis? Not sure, but things are certainly looking up for NYCFC just as much as they're looking down. Oh, and I can't read a schedule. 

This Week in Oral History

What does Bill Clinton have to teach us about Louis Van Gaal, DeAndre Yedlin features heavily for no good reason, and Sunderland are here to keep you warm and healthy.

Good Guest, Crap Sound Quality

We talk to Nick Chávez about NYCFC, tasing, and Nick Chávez. Remember, you can find Nick at@NickChavezMLS on twitter. (Sorry about the sound quality, but at least it's only my track that sucks.) 

$ 11.07 An Hour

That's the average hourly wage for a Securitas officer in NYC. And we expect them to beprofessional? We're more surprised they don't bleed to death from picking their noses. That and more rants on this week's MLS podcast!

Papa Spurs

Should we watch it? Nah. Should we bet on Sunderland? Hell nah. Should we say goodbye on behalf of West Brom, Stoke and Everton? We hope nah. Should we Spurs the Spurs as the Spursiest Spurser of Spurs? Yup.

Mario's Boots

Pardew's Resting McCain Face, Liverpool abusing, Barry makes a G&T, and sorry Mario, but that's just gross.

The Plural is "Penes'

NYCFC vs RBNY, then DC United. A long week for some, an injury for others. Whoulda thunk it?

Let's Make Predictions!

It's the start of the new EPL season and things are same as they ever were here at the Factory Floor podcast except for the new panelist and for some reason, more cursing.

Check Check

We're back just in time for the not-Hudson River Derby. And we check off all the usual subjects, including rants, CityBeats bashing, and the financial shenanigans of RBNY.

Up in Smoke

Another visit to the MLS-hates-their-supporters Club. Plus, we hate on Orlando, non-listeners, Raheem Sterling, and Lookin' For A Party with Don Garber.

Let's Have a Parade!

Tim, Zac, and Michael stop by to discuss parade etiquette, who's really important at NYCFC, and why we hate Philly. Some things never get old.

The More You Pirlo

"WTF do you know?" Well, I know that Los Templados is better than CityBeats, that RBNY need to prove they're equal to Cosmos, and Meat Town is less than Meat Farms. Also, no matter what math you're using, Mike Grella is not equal to Andrea Pirlo. Or is...nah. No. Right?

Who You Callin a Bubba?

Blue and Red again as we say nice things about NYCFC's loss to Cosmos in the USOC, bad things about USWNT, and the truth about the suck that is Orlando. 

You Say FIFA, We Say RICO

It's another Blue meets Red podcast as we mark the maybe rise of NYCFC and the definite decline of RBNY. And there's FIFA prognostication. And the picture is Rico Suave. 'Cause of RICO. And Sepp is suave. Whatever. 

The End of the Season — and FIFA?

We wrap up the 2014-2015 season with our own special twist on year-end lists. And lots of FIFA-bashing Brooklyn-lovin'.

The Idea of Phil Jones

Man U, Chelsea, Villa and Arsenal in the podcast as we decide whether we like Phil Jones, what to call tim Sherwood, and know exactly what we need to know about Cesc. 

Press the Triangle: NYCFC and RBNY Together Again

It's a gathering of the supporters as we bring NYCFC and Red Bulls together on the podcast to not talk about stupid stuff and instead make bad puns on Jesse Marsch's name. So yeah...that rivalry's going great. 

New York is Red

And then there's Red Bull New York

New York is Blue

NYCFC set for the Hudson Derby

Our Uber brother in Chelsea

He's our successful brother, than there's our stoner brother, than there's our past-glory brother. We should have been nicer to Uber brother. 

5 Years To Smug

Spurs' spine, a Carrick-sized space and Rodgers sprint to the summer. 

Tummy Rubs and White Shirts

RBNY is happy to give San Jose a 2-0 tummy rub, NYCFC is happy to act like grown-ass men, and there's a stench in the Concacaf CL. But please, that's no excuse to bring up the Patriots.

Surf 'n' Turf

Sorry, did you say you were from Kentucky or Yorkshire, everyone agrees or the banter stops and I turn this podcast around, and here come the feels for poor exploding John Terry.

Shoobeeloobalah

We miss Zac, but not that much. We make up words, but not that many. And we look for dbags, and they're friggin' everywhere. Shoobeeloobalah, my friends.

Past their Sell-By Date

On behalf of RvP, Joey Barton and (we hope) Daniel Levy, goodbye and thanks for the fish.

We All Hate Philly

The MLS podcast is back, and so us. A little Red Bulls, a lot of NYCFC, and even a scoosh of Cosmos. And let's all hate on Philly, shall we?

3 New Envelopes

Just how miserable can things get for City and Liverpool? Not nearly as miserable as for us having to listen to former players spout on about the good old days. 

Spurs Lose Their Top Gear

We return to the interwebs the same day Jeremey Clarkson leaves Top Gear...coincidence? Well, actually, yeah, it is. But at least we didn't make a Gerrard joke.

Hey NYCFC....how you doin?

The host of Blue City Radio joins us to discuss the latest moment we've all been waiting for and some of the future moments we'll be waiting for. 

His Main Ability is Avail-ability

All joking aside, there's all sorts of joking as we welcome the NY Eagles to the pod and discuss Tim Sherwood only ability: availability.

Better Call Fernando

It's the Harry Kane Appreciation Society, Real and Spurs aren't on good terms anymore (whoulda thunk?) and Chelsea are the blue collarist even when they're not wearing their home kit. 

TIMMY! mk.2

Goodbye Harry, and Hello Timmy?

Magic Tricks of the FA Cup

There sure was a lot of magic in the FA Cup this weekend. Not much of it was particularly good, though.

Sexy Tall Short Ugly Football

Just some good old-fashioned Steve Bruce fun. 

"Humble," You Say?

We relive the fun of the RBNY Town Hall. With Zac. And Tim. And only one person got accused of being a murderer. So yeah, it's a good one. 

Best Intro Ever

Yeah, Steve Bruce is still a sex god, and yeah, we love Seeing Red for talking to Petke, but kids...let me tell you: we nailed the intro this week. And here's a picture of Kitten Steve Bruce. 

Taking Turns

We were gonna talk Lampard. Yeah, well, like the old saying goes, Man Plans, God Laughs. And he's laughing good. 

Happy Zac Day!

For most of us this festive period has been ultimately kind of meh. But for Zac and his Spurs comrades, it's been positively giggly. So let's get down tonight and all year.