Hair Today

It's back-in-time time time as we mock Rooney's hair transplant, play Family Feud, and worry about the rise of hooliganism.

Hello. My name is NYCFC

It's time to talk NYCFC (and Frank Lampard) as we catch up with Chance from The Third Rail.  

Farewell to the King

We say goodbye to Henry, hello to six degrees of Don Garber, and in or out, Technically Tim Cahill. 

T-Shirts and Truthtelling

What kind of t-shirt would Kenny have bought Super Mario. Poor misunderstood Super Mario. Poor poor...(we really do think he was misunderstood).

The Ferocious Beard Goes

I'm thankful for Newcastle, Coutinho and Arsenal/ Man United. And a kitten with a beard that is as ferocious as Roy's. 

Game Show!

It's Game Show time on the podcast!

Nothing Funny Here

Maybe a little funny.

Laughter is Good, Karma's a Bitch

Things that make Barry laugh (and laugh and laugh and laugh), lots of Big Sam love, and Arsenal vs One Direction.

And We Confuses

Wenger abuses, Keane-o amuses, Courtois profuses. And god yes, we sure do confuses.

The Semi-Giant Ass and The Sigh

Chivas and Kim Kardashian's ass. Don Garber does the Wrong-Way Two-Step. And there's nothing else to say but *sigh*. 

Cheap and Dirty

Neil Warnock is like the Walmart of managers: dirty and cheap. American owners ain't so smart after all. And the bottom four are starting to look an awful lot like The Bottom 4. 

Air Quotes

You sure you mean "team" when you talk about Tottenham? Rooney good enough for England but not so much for Man United. And for everyone's benefit, no Newcastle. 

Low Hanging Fruit

We go for the easy gags this week, but thanks to Arsenal, Villa and United, there are so many of them to choose from. 

LIVE FROM THE FACTORY FLOOR

We talk a lot of United, a little Arsenal, and we kind of predict the Villa Liverpool result. Go figure. 

We Can Say Goodbye

Finally, we say buh-bye to Fernando Torres. Because we can. Now if only Chelsea...

Live 8/23

We go live after Swansea go top, then Chelsea go top, then Arsenal go boom. 

Everybody Loves Us!

Why does everyone love Mario Balotelli? What about Malky Mackay? Well, I know why you love us...we've got Fernando and a special guest. Tim from 7amkickoff.com!

We Play in League Duh

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. But at least we talk about pro wrestling, unknown French players and...then my computer breaks.

Keano's Fierce Beard

We did a live podcast between the 10am matches and the Arsenal Palace match and sicovered there's nothing Roy's beard can't do.

The Start of Something Beautiful

We look forward to the start of what we think might be the best EPL season ever. It's gonna be good.

Start A Movement

The Final World Cup podcast has me and Tim planning for the next World Cup podcasts. Plans that involve a movement, and not the bowel kind. Well, it involves McDonalds, so maybe. 

I've Got A Semi

Two of them, actually.

Like The Flag Rant

You have to wait until the end, but there's a little bit of rant. There's a lot of Brazil, France and the rest of the circus. And Barry and Erica re here to keep it real. As opposed to aforementioned rant.

AmeriCAN!

See England? This is why you can't have nice things.

Answer the Question

We recap Netherlands Mexico. Suarez is defended succinctly and with great emotion. USA USA USa...even if we can't get a scoreline prediction.

Anne Coulter is a Troll

Seriously, stop clicking on the link. Stop sharing the link. Just stop. Good. Now we can talk about the glory that is the USMNT, the ratness that is Philipp Lahmn, and try but fail to play Shag, Marry, Bite.

Guess Who?

Hint: It's Suarez.

John's Dirty Mouth

We prepare for the US vs Portugal live at the Football Factory. Beers are ordered as proof of bar. 

Pierluigi Geiger

Spain brings tears, but not really. Mark Geiger is in fact a professional. Huh? said Fred. It's World Cupping with the podcast. 

Truth, Justice and the American Way

We're live from the Football Factory talking US vs. Ghana and the glory that is Clint Dempsey's badass self.

Take The Cannoli

Concussions, Death and a Mea Culpa to the AO. And I'm not a complete moron...it was O.J. that happened in '94.

The Last Dance Before the Big Dance

We wrap up the friendlies as we go through all the group stages live while England and Honduras battle 
out a draw behind us. But it's okay....USA Nigeria is coming up on us quick!

Cliches and the Usual BS

USMNT, turkey legs, cliches, rants against NYCFC. Yep, all is right in our little slice of paradise.

Steve God Sex Bruce

It's the end of the season, and we rejoice in an Arsenal Cup that's not just a fourth-place finish, Spurs are ready to go...somewhere, and it's a Chelsea intervention. 

LIVE From the Factory Floor

For the first time, we're actually live from the Factory Floor. It's fun. And quick...That's what she said. 

Watch the Sausage Get Made

Join us for our first live podcast as we discuss poor poor Stevie G, the constant Jose, and soon-departed Pardew. 

Glitches and Guns

We somehow find a way to talk about things other than Moyes. And then we talk and talk and talk about Moyes. So yeah, good podcast.

Zen and the Art of Podcasting

It's time for knowing what you know you don't know, and there's such rudeness. Such rudeness. So yeah, typical podcast. 

Aaaannnnndddd....

EPL and MLS, Arsene and Reality, and Fit and Proper. Oh, and Jose and Class. Who'da guessed?

I'm the manager?!?

We tell the story of young Tim Sherwood, who one day pondered....

The Lord Giveth

Sure he does, as long as you're Chelsea, Liverpool or Spurs. Not so much for us heathens at Arsenal and Manchester United. But at least we're not Chris Martin. Son, you are never getting laid again.

A Tale of Two Awful Awful Managers

It didn't take seven of us to figure out that Tim Sherwood and David Moyes are not very good, but it did take all of us to fully mock them. 

A Tale of Two Somethings

Let's embrace the future of a two-team city as we talk to NYCFC supporters group honcho Chance Michaels about the club, the fans, and why not NYRB or Cosmos. And we also talk to Zac.

Felix Megadeath

Is that the sound of a cranium or Joe Kinnear getting back into management? What happens when you cross an owl and Dave Mustaine? And Arsenal learn a very pretty word.

Magath Land

Rooney IS worth it. Look, just don't stand in front of the banner, alright? Spurs...oh, Spurs.

Deja Moo

It's deja vu all over again as we get a second shot at Liverpool Arsenal. Just how little do I know about football? (hint: very very little). And Wenger Mourinho Battle Royale. Aw, who cares? Not them.

Oooh...scary, kids.

Oooh, scary! It's the Return of the Liverpool Supporters. We're at a spooky Camp PremierLeague, and either Arsenal or Man U are going to get a hook in the face. And something hideous is rising from the dead...it's West Ham and Big Sam.

Radar Love

I really just wanted an excuse to play "Radar Love." Obviously, we talk Kinnear, Laudrup, City v Chelsea. And we even throw a bone to those teams that get lost in the middle of the pack...that's right, a little love for United and Spurs. 

The Omnipotent Kinnear

If only Joe Kinnear had the power of a Joe Kinnear. Mata's not going anywhere...whoopsie. Because you haven't had enough Quenelle. And Spurs launch a new reclamation project.

Six of One

It's our biggest podcast ever, and we celebrate by asking Mark about his dog. 

Know Your Lamberts

One of these Lamberts is not what we intended, we wonder who would make it into a top-4 side and there's always Joe Kinnear.