Dead or Alive

The Red Bulls are alive as they get ready to face a thrice-beaten Houston. So is Abe Vigoda, and a host of other greats. If A=B, and B=C, then Tim kissed Zac. Matt puts it to Don Garber's intern. And John Jauzelski's us. 

The Special Ones

There are more than one special one, even if that does make them a little less special: Ozil, Torres, Rooney, Lambert, and Keith Millen? And of course, no one is more special than the NY Red Bulls. 

A Pack of Marlboro Lights

Sure they could have thrown the game, but now we get to treat them like trade bait for a pack of Marlboro Lights. 

https://archive.org/download/APackOfMarlboros/APackOfMarlboros.mp3

We Almost Forgot the New Messiah

It's like a Guy Ritchie movie: The Shambles, The Lockpicker, The New Messiah, and Ian Holloway join together in "We Almost Forgot the Messiah."

Tim Howard's Beard

The officiating sucks, there are players who suck, but Tim Howard’s beard certainly doesn’t suck.

The Eternal Question

We answer the eternal question: Crap or Balance? There's a new meme in town, and it kinda sounds like Zac. And poor Sam...no matter how you pronounce it, you're still poor Sam.

A Brief Musical Interlude

Tim and I share an intimate moment with the FTFF family, but not Zac or John or Matt. We find the right place for Sekagya's "G". And if you don't get the Alan Partridge reference, I pity you. 

It's No Secret

Shhhhh...we hear that Joe Hart might suck, John Terry might be the consumate pro, Arsenal are a bit dainty, and United are in a wee bit o' trouble. But keep it to yourself, mkay?