Meme Machine

It's all about mental toughness, whether you're the Red Bulls or an absent Zac. We find soccer's Bull Durham (yeah, I know that wasn't his name, but you wouldn't get it from Crash), and trust me, it's not John...my sense of humor just sucks.

Two Virgins

Manchester muddles while North London rises. The Internet Gods strike John, and we bring you the deflowering of two perky podcast newbies. 

You Can't Libel the Tim

We beg Toronto fans not to believe, it's Henrying and that's that, and thankfully, you can't libel the dead. Or Tim.

https://soundcloud.com/from-the-factory-floor/you-cant-libel-the-tim

The Real Deal

Is Liverpool the real deal? Does United need to go bra shopping? Are Arsenal finally over their childish past? And it's time for Chelsea to go big or go home.

Location Location Location

USMNT in Columbus, Red Bulls in Houston, Mexico in the crapper, Tim in The Waffle House and Zac in a state of despair. And me? I'm in the coolest house ever with a podcast recorder that sounds like a vibrator. Please to enjoy. 

Zac's back, look busy

There's an interview with Cosmos COO Erik Stover, Zac makes his triumphant return, and we take the piss out of Zac's triumphant return. 

Close the Effing Window!

Another summer crashes to a close. Who would have thought that the Bale story would be a footnote? Arsenal fans put away their pitchforks and torches for another year, Man U did just fine thank you other than the impostors running around Spain, and first-place Liverpool are finally laughing at the rest of us.