Why Is Bruce Arena Smiling?

Sure we talk about the thrill of the Real Salt Lake game and the glory of the Gold Cup victory. But you know us...we also managed to squeeze in talk of prostitutes, Bruce Arena getting some, and all sorts of horrible alleged allegations that shouldn't be alleged by anyone about anyone. 

The New New Guys

Eddie Johnson is like brand new, and not just because of the hair. And Matt Conroy from The Viper's Nest is brand new because he's, you know, brand new. We ask just how much of a return the Gold Cup marks for Eddie Johnson, just how bad was that Toronto game, just how stupid is this whole YSA thing getting, and just how funny is Zac really? 

Petke Hugs

This week, Tim assures us that no hug can compete with a Petke hug, Zac uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore, Sober John sees all, and your fat second cousin taking your virginity doesn't really count.

Hey Hey YSA

We couldn't leave the YSA chatter to WCBS and every hack newspaper writer. There's Gold Cup with Donovan and Wondo both going for redemption. And what's better than a friendly against Lyon? A friendly against Lyon at 11:58 on New Years Eve.

We Indict The MLS

This week we scratch the surface of some of what bothers us most about the MLS. I read a long email that probably is a little boring, so I blah blah blah most of it. Zac's full of pride, and Tim helps us make a discovery. all that and so much more. Well, not so much more, but enough more that you should listen.