Trials

The Trials of Petke, The Trials of the Red Bulls Defense, The Trials of the Trialists, and the almost, maybe-shoulda Trial of One of the Trialists. The Trials of you people having to listen to this.

Glory Glory Hallelujah

There's a lot of glory to go around this hole, so get ready to talk about Abby's Torres, get a pocket dial from Tim, and let's get real Jozy.

For Dave

Lift your Corona in honor of Dave as we remember. We also talk Open Cup and USMNT at the top of the hexagonal.

A Timebomb of Insincerity and Dread

With 5 games to discuss, we move fast as we decide whether the USMNT is the best thing since sliced bread or the worst thing since Judge Dredd (the movie, not the comic book). Is there a place for hockey takedowns in soccer? Yep, and we'll tell you where. And I hold back on the worst joke ever.