Just What We Needed...Crap

Sorry, Dee Snider, but it looks like we're going to have to take it. But it might be okay. Crap might be good in the long run. Unless it's the NYCFC. I'm keeping an open mind, but it's getting awfully clogged. And we go all the way to ChiTown for our Champions League recap.

The Night The Line Got Crossed

This is one of those "just download it you won't regret it" podcasts. It might be the best ranty episode we've ever done, and we do it all in the name of justice and the 'murcan way.

Name Checking The Season

It's time to get answers to all the questions we had from the 2012-2013 season. Best, worst, most disappointing, most likely to get shipped out of Liverpool...you know, the usual. We give a belated apology to rule-obeying John Terry and call out that scoundrel Eden Hazard, I make an MC Hammer reference that will absolutely crack you up (no it won't), and I personally name check Dez because I can.

Wishful Thinking

Anyone not Manchester United is starting a brand new round of wishful thinking. Because it's worked so well so far. We wave a fond goodbye to Mancini and wonder why so much Terry and not nearly enough Lampard for us neutrals. Plus there's United's gray shirts, Wonkavision and credit to Wigan.

THAT Kick

We do everything in our power not to talk about THAT kick, but only because we wanted to hear Tim's head explode. Zac tells us about the Sadness of NBC Sports, and we all decide that hey, you know what? Don Garber is a jackass. I totally stole that image from 8bit-football.com. They have cool stuff, check it out.

No Clarity For You!

Still don't know how the top four will pan out or the relegation battle, but at least we can all glory in the resurgence of a better-late-than-really-late Aston Villa. We also have a civilized discussion with the head of the JuventiNYC about the greatness that is Antonio Conte.

A Plateful of Leprosy

It hasn't happened yet, it might not happen at all, and it might work out just fine if it does happen. But you'll excuse us if we still choose to treat a Sheik Mansour-owned, Man City-affiliated NY2 MLS team as the aforementioned plateful of leprosy. Please to enjoy.