Of Stools and Couches

It's a night of bad homonyms and worse Hurricane Sandy jokes. We glance at big results for Liverpool and Aston Villa, and worry for the future of Chelsea's core, Pardew's job and Arsenal supporters' surety.

The Death of Bullcelona?

We say what we hope is a temporary goodbye to the reign of Pep Petke and his Bullcelona 4-3-1-2. There's transexual prostitutes and bike rides, and Zac just wants to be friends with Tim.

Godwin's Drummer

It took 34 matches to get his crown back, and my drummer joke is awful, but both Luis and I commit no matter what. Zac saves the best for the very last, and Barry schools us in what makes a player of the year. And we give big ups to Man United and manager of the year candidates Michael Laudrup, Sir Alex, and AVB.

No Churros

No kidding. We meant to include some kind of churro joke just for poops and giggles, but we were so busy talking DC, SKC and the upcoming game with New England with our new buddy Abram (@mindofabram), that we forget to make the churro joke. Oh, yes, we have regrets.​

For Boston

We thought about not doing the podcast this week, but as a group we decided not to let the bastards win.

It's A Guy?

Wait, is it a song or a dance or a what? You kids with your memes and shakes and....Look, let's just try to figure out if it's all Petke's fault. How many people can assist an assist? And Zac takes his sweet-ass time getting online.

He's not quite Batman

Who is that masked man? 45 minutes don't count. Tons and tons of Villa.

Hola Hermano Nuevo!

Time gives us language lessons as we try to figure out if the good times will last at NYRB. And I forego the intro because I was fixing my kitchen sink all day. Really.

Yes We di Canio

That might be the worst pun ever. Doesn't mean the podcast isn't a rip. It is.