Your Money Is Safe

Talking too much Arsenal, just enough Spurs and Leicester, and more than we thought possible about Chelsea. And welcome to the world, Corina Grace. 

Mindwashing

Today, Jeff Schlupp is a man. We're so continental. And why would Arsenal supporters have any idea what the rules are for Winners' Medals.

The Dutch Coming and Going

Diego Costa stars in this week's podcast in the role of Johnny Foreigner, Rafa returns to the warm bosom of England, and we psychoanalyze the Dutch. 

Fear and Loathing at White Hart Lane

Leicester anointment, Spurs appointment, Manchester United disappointment. And Chelsea do notdive, Sir!

Hashtag Barry

It's All-Arsenal, All-Misery, as we discover that Barry has been having a twitter spat with Theo, discuss the glorious half-scarf, and who's the naive one? And you're looking for @N5Artillery 

Q and A

It started off weird and then went all Arsenal from there. Don't worry, we found time to pick on everyone from Antonio Conte to Manchester City to horny Louis Van Gaal.

Old Guys Not Named Toure

Bad movies, great Spurs, goalkeeping's Simon Meh-nolet, and a bunch of old guys getting older.