The Buzz over 2013

Look, there's lots of buzzing. I'm sorry. But it's worth a listen, I promise.

Fear Our Superior Mediocity!

It's Christmas. Arsenal are the best of the worst. Chelsea are the worst of the best. RvP survived the attack. And we soldier on.

Nice Guy Eddie

The return of Eddie, and we make the most of it by discussing the absurdity of City, the semi-return of Arsenal, the continuation of Spurs and why Gareth bale is okay by me.

Who Will Rise to the Occasion

Wherein we discuss the force of Man United, the half-arousal of Villa, the wilting of Arsenal and the unwillingness to do it because they;re so sleepy of Chelsea.

Pleased to Michu

Just like the idiotic song by the Rolling Stones, (did we really need you to tell us that the song was about the devil and your name was Lucifer?) this week we're obvious, banal and way past our sell-by date. Doesn't stop us from going on about Thierry Henry's questionable return to Arsenal, Chelsea's latest woes, and the end of the MLS season.

Blame it on the rain...uh, the Roman

Can't blame it on the rain because we never talked about that. We do however talk about big money and it's impact on old racists, a farewell to RDM, and a big how-do-you-do-you-@**hole to Rafa.

Barry for City

Whether it's the Guardian, espn.com or the Beeb, even Grover Nordquist agrees that Mancini is a poopy head. If only that unbeaten record weren't in the way. Things look up for Arsenal, down for Spurs, sideways for Chelsea, and upside-down for Norwich and Man U. Barry, Fernando, and Zac help us sort it all out.