Says Who? Says Fernando!

250 million quid on Villa players and Charlie Adam. A guy named County. And oh yeah…Joe Kinnear.

Dumpster Fires and New Gods

It's time for the new EPL season, and we return with a slew of predictions and less technical difficulties than usual...which ain't saying much. 

This Is The End

This is it for 2015-2016. Yay, 2015-2016! Noe eff off, 2015-2016.

The Magical Mystery Podcast

Ooooh, what did we talk about? No one knows. At least you and I don't know. Let's find out if it's the inevitable rise of Spurs, Liverpool and Chelsea, and the sadness of Arsenal, Newcastle, and the Manchesters. AndTeflon Sam. Always Teflon Sam. 

Praise

Here's to the Champions. Here's to the petulant ones. Here's to the Sex Masochists. 

Your Money Is Safe

Talking too much Arsenal, just enough Spurs and Leicester, and more than we thought possible about Chelsea. And welcome to the world, Corina Grace. 

Mindwashing

Today, Jeff Schlupp is a man. We're so continental. And why would Arsenal supporters have any idea what the rules are for Winners' Medals.