Nothing Funny Here

Maybe a little funny.

Laughter is Good, Karma's a Bitch

Things that make Barry laugh (and laugh and laugh and laugh), lots of Big Sam love, and Arsenal vs One Direction.

And We Confuses

Wenger abuses, Keane-o amuses, Courtois profuses. And god yes, we sure do confuses.

The Semi-Giant Ass and The Sigh

Chivas and Kim Kardashian's ass. Don Garber does the Wrong-Way Two-Step. And there's nothing else to say but *sigh*. 

Cheap and Dirty

Neil Warnock is like the Walmart of managers: dirty and cheap. American owners ain't so smart after all. And the bottom four are starting to look an awful lot like The Bottom 4. 

Air Quotes

You sure you mean "team" when you talk about Tottenham? Rooney good enough for England but not so much for Man United. And for everyone's benefit, no Newcastle. 

Low Hanging Fruit

We go for the easy gags this week, but thanks to Arsenal, Villa and United, there are so many of them to choose from.