Dumbass

We recap the FA Cup, butcher poor Marcos Alonso more than the Arsenal midfield, marvel at the BFG, and give it up for Cahill.

Less Visit, More Hunting

Sure, we talk Europa League, Chelsea, Spurs, and Wenger, but all you need to know is Joey Barton and Joe Kinnear.

Cheap Consolation or Icing on the Cake

What if Arsenal just drew Chelsea? What if Pep secretly wants out? And...uh oh...what if United lose to Ajax?

Football Solved

We solve football. Finally.

Fill in the Blank

Time to play a game...let's play "Fill in the Blank." As in, my track didn't record, so use this as a sonic green screen and fill in the blanks. Best entry wins nothing. 

Daniel Craig is Fat

Hey, it's a Mourinho rant! Chelsea's blip, Spurs' hits, and hardly any Arsenal because we just can't anymore

Let's All Stamp on Arsenal

Sorry, Arsenal, we're not done yet. Plus some Spurs, Chelsea, Man U and Chicago Fire?